April 28, 2010
Boobquake Is A Failure Of Epic Proportions
Way to go ladies... not only did you objectify yourself by popping your boobs out, but you proved the crazy cleric to be right... 100% correct!!! Your tits caused this disaster. Unreal. And all my life, I loved tits. All kinds of tits: Big, Small, Fake, Real, Floppy, Saggy, Perky... you name them, I loved them. But now... I don't think I can love boobies anymore... FOR MY OWN SAFETY!!! OK, OK... I'm just kidding. Of course the titties DID NOT cause the tragedy in Taiwan on Monday. But it is a tad ironic, no??? Hey Jen, next time you wanna question someone on statements they make, just make sure that whatever you plan on doing can be controlled... SO YOU DO NOT PROVE THE PSYCHO'S CORRECT!!! K. Thanks. Bye.
P.S. - I still love boobies... fuck an earthquake. I live in New York!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!