January 31, 2011

Here Is Just Another Reason To Love Tracy Morgan


I absolutely adore my man, Tracy Morgan... the dude is a wacky motherfucker who is always good for a sound bite. With that being said, I have to wonder just what the fuck TNT and hosts Kenny Walker & Charles Barkley thought he was going to say when they asked him his feelings on Sarah Palin's sex appeal. Here is his response:


Yup... that happened on TV... live.... and it was awesome!!! Did you see these guys immediately begin to understand just how bad of a question that was as soon as Tracy took a step back and grinned.... wonderful, just wonderful. I love Tracy... stay just the way you are!!!

P.S.- Check out this weak ass apology from TNT:
TNT has now released a statement saying, “It's unfortunate Mr. Morgan showed a lack of judgment on our air with his inappropriate comments. We apologize for any embarrassment or offense it may have caused.”
That's just stupid... they should criticize Barkley & Smith for talking like dicks on the air... you can't answer a question if it's not asked, no?

Happy Munn-Day!

Today is Munn-day... have a good one!!!


This Is The Superman.... Really???


So, according to E! Online actor Henry Cavill (most notably of Tudors fame) has been cast as the new Man of Steel in Zack Snyder's reboot of the Superman franchise. He is also appearing in the visually stunning director Tarsem's upcoming film Immortals. I really trust Snyder (considering how good 300 & Watchmen were), and Christopher "I am amazing" Nolan is the producer... so I'm sure this is fine. But to be honest with you, I don't know how I feel about this one... I kinda liked True Blood's Joe Manganiello (Alcide the werewolf) for the part better. What do you guys think? Does Mr. Cavill have what it takes to be Clark Kent/Superman? Let us know in the comment section below.


Taraji.... Wow!!!

Taraji P. Henson.... wow. Now that's the way you get your point across... fuck the fur, I'm with this beautiful naked lady!!!

January 28, 2011

Disney's Lost...

Wow... just wow. Thanks to the HD Room for getting us over to Nuttyisa's Deviant Art page to see this wonderful Disney version of the Losties:


You got: Goofy - Michael, Minnie Mouse - Kate, Max - Walt, Pluto - Vincent, Mickey Mouse - Jack, Scrooge McDuck - Ben, Donald Duck - Sawyer, Daisy Duck - Juliet, Horace Horsecollar - Sayid, Gus Goose - Hurley, Arizona Goof (Goofy's cousin) - Locke, Phantom Blot - MIB

'Like! Like? Art': The Galaxy Isn't Big Enough For All of Them....

Artist David Hillman has some great 'Star Wars'/'Alien vs. Predator' mash-up art posted over at DeviantArt.com. My brain is about to explode thinking of the possibilities of a film or comic series involving these powerhouses! Check out all of his work and send him some love

'Vader v. Aliens'

'Predator v. Stormtroopers'


Like! Like?

You Know You Are A Good Parent...

... when you not only dress you son up as Darth Vader, but you take it one step further and....


DRESS YOUR SON AS DARK HELMET FROM SPACE BALLS!!!!

What Do You See?


Damn you Olly Moss. Check out more of this wonderful artist's work by clicking here. Good find Jeff... tell us what you see in the comment section below!!!

This Is A Sci-Fi Double Feature I Want To See

These look like two great upcoming sci-fi movies that I am soooooo excited for. Great star power, great directors, and lets hope great movies.


First up, we got the a longtime Hollywood screenwritier (Oceans 12, The Bourne Ultimatum, The Sentinel) named George Nolfi stepping behind the camera... and not only is that a huge enough challenge, he decided to adapt a story of the Godfather of Sci-Fi, Phillip K Dick. Now that's pressure. Good thing he has former Bourne collaborator Matt Damon and the always gorgeous Emily Blunt, as well as Terrance Stamp & Daniel Dae Kim (Jin from Lost) to help out. This ones called The Adjustment Bureau, and here is the trailer:




Next, we got the second offering from Duncan Jones. Following up his wildly successful first film Moon (Sam Rockwell is so wonderful), Jones takes a shot with a bigger budget and an even more ambitious cast in Source Code. Lets see if Mr. Gyllenhal can do as good a job as Rockwell did for Mr. Jones, who just so happens to be the son of David Bowie and is well on his way towards a successful movie making career. Here is the trailer...



So what do you guys think? Do you want to see any of these, or neither... let me know in the comment section below.

Is The New Winnie The Pooh Movie A Remake Of The Black Cauldron?

Probably not... but my good friend Samurai Frog over at Electric Cerebrectomy found an subtle refernce to the villian from The Black Cauldron in the upcoming Pooh movie poster. Check it out:



Looks like those wiley Disney animators are at it again... nice catch Mr. Frog. Read his blog... it's awesome (especially if you like Kristen Bell!!!)

January 27, 2011

If Your Stepmom Had Tits Like This, You Would Jack Off All The Time Too...


Apparently Ice-T's son, Ice Marrow (I swear that's the name he goes by... I DID NOT MAKE THAT UP!!!) was arrested a few days ago for beating his dick in the alley next to an L.A. Strip Club. He says he was taking a leak... but I feel like this has to have something to do with his Stepmom Coco. For those of you not familiar with Coco, here you go:


Now, this might not be your cup of tea... but there is no denying that her body is preposterous to some guys, most notably Ice T. I think Mr. Marrow got a case of the willy wankers because he has to look at this everyday at his crib...


Come on Ice Marrow!!! Your Pops is the original O.G. pimp.... put your dick down and get a chick to do that for you!!! Or, just pop over to dad's room... I'm sure Mama Coco will take care of you right quick!!!

'Art Held in Contemp.' Volume 3 by Briana Melendez

 I've always been a visually stimulated individual. As a kid I was always mesmerized by the vibrant colors in nature & much to my parent's dismay the metal radiators in our home quickly became works of abstract art as I was entranced by the melting of my 64 colors of Crayola. The MOMA is by far my favorite museum in all of NYC. I can never get enough of the smooth perfection in marble and the vibrant colors of early 19th century paintings. As much as I love all these beautiful representations of creativity I could never feel connected completely. They are products of bygone eras that while I can admire I could never fully feel a part. That all changed a few years back. I picked up this art magazine called 'Juxtapoz' & BAM! It hit me like a Batman punch. There were images I understood, images I could relate to. Artwork that made sense & represented me. Knowing that 'my' art was alive & kicking has sent me on a quest to look for artist & works of art in which we all can see a little bit of ourselves. With each new installment I'll be aiming to do just that. Sit back & enjoy the ride, I know I have been.

During the Victorian era, taxidermy art was quite the fashionable thing to own. Birds in pseudo-flight and cats sitting down for tea were to be found in many parlors. The art of Polly Morgan is not your great-grandma's taxidermy.  Morgan who is a member of the UK Guild of Taxidermists studied under professional taxidermist George Jamieson for a short time. Her vision is to try and show "the moment between death and dying" in opposition to traditional taxidermy which typically shows the animal mimicking 'life-action'. All her 'subjects' have died naturally or accidentally and have been donated by vets, bird owners, etc....


Artist Polly Morgan

'Bistrothique Commission'


Click 'READ MORE' below for more art!

Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats... Ho???

Sooooo.... the long awaited first pictures of what the Thundercats will look like in their new cartoon series from Warner Brothers has hit the net.



I don't know how I feel about them. I have some likes and dislikes, but first lets get a bit of the press release:
Roaring to life through WBA and Studio4°C’s use of the Japanese animated artistry of anime, “ThunderCats” characters Lion-O, Mumm-Ra, Panthro, Cheetara and others will spring off the screen with realistic cat-like characteristics inconceivable in previous incarnations. The new “ThunderCats” will appeal to viewers who have loved the characters all their lives as well as young newcomers to the franchise. A sweeping tale combining swords and science and boasting ferocious battles with the highest of stakes, the grand origin story of Prince Lion-O’s ascension to the throne – and of those who would thwart his destiny at any cost – takes on epic dimensions in this sharp new telling. As the forces of good and evil battle each other in the quest for the fabled Stones of Power, Lion-O and his champions learn valuable lessons of loyalty, honor and mortality in every episode.

There is also this image, which is slightly less official (and not as sharp):


Here are my likes and dislikes:

Likes:
  1. I like the anime type styling of the characters... it's an upgrade on the original designs while also staying true to the overall original appearance of all the characters shown.
  2. They did not feel the need to include Snarf or any of the bad guys in the initial preview art. The bad guys are usually the coolest, and Mumm-Ra was the coolest of all the characters. On the other hand, Snarf sucked donkey dick and I would prefer that he was left out totally... but since he has to be in it, lets keep his appearances to a minimum.
  3. The suits got an upgrade... more of a old school, medieval look to them (especially Panthro & Lion-O)
Dislikes:
  1. How low do you want to make Cheetara's top? WTF... this is a cartoon. She got huge cat tits. Wait, on second thought, this will lead to all types of sexy ass chicks cosplaying this costume at comic cons for years to come.... on second thought, move this to a like instead!!!
  2. Why the fuck does Tygra have a gun? That's kinda gay.... no? He got his bolo, Cheetara her staff, Panthro his nunchuks, and Lion-O with the Sword of Omens. So why add a gun to the mix... is this something that he always had an I am blocking?
  3. Where the fuck is Jaga & The Twins? Why not add them? Why hold them out when you speak of them in plans for the show?
  4. What is up with Panthro's mutton chops? He looks like Hellboy.... corny. I liked my black Thundercat with a smooth dome piece... but hats just me!
What do you guys think? Tell us in the comment section below. 

What If Pixar's Up Was A Live Action Movie???


Here is a cool video that was put together by WhoIsEyevan using parts of older movies to make a live action trailer for Disney's Up in the vein of the wonderful 60's/70's era live action Disney films. This is really cool...




Some of the movies that were sampled include: Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, *batteries not included, The Red Balloon, Superman, The Wizard of Oz, The Muppet Movie, Follow Me Boys, Mackenna’s Gold, Benji, A Boy and His Dog, Mysterious Island, The Doberman Gang, The Alvin Show, Posse, One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing, The Island at the Top of the World, Zeppelin, Stephen King’s It, Hollywood Hotel, Johnny Quest, Peter Pan’s Flight, Habanera from Carmen, & Always

Thanks to /Film for the film list and screen capture above... you guys rock!

Glenn G Says Watch This Short... So Do It!!!


When my man Glenn G tells us to check something out, we listen. So when he sent us Polish director Tomek Baginski's animated short film "Fallen Art" this morning, I knew it was going to be awesome and I would have to share it with you guys. So here it is... now watch it!!!

January 26, 2011

Proof That There Is A God: Leighton Meester Edition




No Words... Just Thanks!!!



LEGO Iconic Vol #7 by Jeff Bond


I am such a huge Lego nerd that words can not explain. Soooo I've decided to use my favorite blog site CCD.com as an outlet to get some of this stuff that I see every day, built out of bricks, out of my skull and onto the blogosphere where it can't hurt my cerebral cortex. Each month I'll be posting the best of the best hoping to inspire the Lego maniac in each of you...young and old.  Enjoy!







I wasn't interested in a iPhone, one bit, until I saw these nifty iPhone snap on case by Smallworks.com which are actually for sale on Amazon.com. DROID, please!



Larry Lars has some explosive 'Halo' customs over on his Flickr page. To me, these actually rival the  exclusive 'Halo' figures sold by the dreaded Lego competitor Mega Blocks. Great job, Mr. Lars!







***Please click Read more below to see more Lego Iconic***

Cooley Does Some Great Movie Scenes In The Little Golden Book Style

This art project is absolutely amazing. Artist Cooley takes some of your all time favorite movie scenes, gives them the Little Golden Book style of art and simple words, and compiled them into this wonderful book entitled "Movies R Fun!":


A Clockwork Orange

Goodfellas

***Please click Read more below to see more of Cooley's Golden Book Movie Scenes***

Olivia Munn Chokes The Chicken... Good God!!!

Olivia Munn is on the cover of Maxim this month, looking as beautiful as ever...


And so in promotion for that and her upcoming television show Perfect Couple, she chokes the chicken:


If only it was my chicken.... wishful thinking!!!

Is This Pilot Part Of Red Squadron?

Cause if he is not.... he should be! This is an amazing monkey as an X Wing pilot by artist Mike Groves. Check out the rest of his stuff, its pretty crazy. Thanks for the tip Jeffy...

2 New Tracks To Make Your Ipod Bump....


First up we got Kanye West & Jay-Z with their first single H.A.M. (Hard As a Motherfucker) from their upcoming album Watch The Throne. Yeah, these two are making an album... everybody else needs to pack it up. It's over for all you chumps.





Next up we got my favorite dirty girl Ke$ha checking in with one of the greatest MC's of all time, Andre 3000 of Outkast. The song is called Sleazy (Remix), and I absolutely love it! Thats a hard ass beat, and it's been a long time since I heard Dre spit some bars....



Plus, since it is a Ke$ha song, I get to run this excellent picture of her being bent over by Katy Perry... your welcome!!!